Testimonials

“My ISP sent me a ‘concerned’ email after I spent 12 hours generating ‘artistic nudes of Shrek’. Now I use the best VPN for AI and my research is finally private. Thanks, AITITZ!”

Anonymous

definitely not on a watchlist
“I tried to run Stable Diffusion on my old laptop and it caught fire. Got the best hosting plan from AITITZ’s list and now my AI runs in the cloud, not on my desk. Cheaper than a new laptop.”

Leo, 27

former laptop owner
“The AI generator gave my dog seven legs. I used the AI photo editor recommended by AITITZ to remove the extra three. Fido looks normal again and has stopped trying to walk in circles. A lifesaver.”

Sam, 38

canine orthopedic surgeon
“I tapped the AI Avatar Generator and it gave me a hotter version of myself. My girlfriend left me for it. 10/10.”

Jade, 29

probably too honest

“I tried the voice cloning tool and now my cat thinks I’m home all the time. I haven’t spoken to a human in weeks.”

Devon, 42

semi-employed wizard

“Thanks to AITITZ, I created an AI boyfriend who tells me I’m amazing and never leaves socks on the floor. Screw dating.”

Maxine, 34

in a committed relationship with the cloud

“I used the lip-sync tool to make my grandma rap Cardi B. Now the family won’t stop calling.”

Rico, 22

banned from family WhatsApp

“AITITZ helped me find the best cursed AI tool. My fridge now writes passive-aggressive poetry.”

Ella, 31

haunted appliance owner

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